Instead I'm downtown, keynoting The Apache Foundation conference in downtown Atlanta.
I'm reminded that when the radio show Wait Wait Don't Tell Me played Oklahoma City recently, their celebrity spot was filled by Delmar Smith, whose main claim to fame has been working at rodeos since the days of Gene Autry.
Hi, I'm Dana, and I'll be your rodeo clown this morning.
I've been reporting online from Atlanta since 1985, which in Internet time probably makes me Methuselah's great-grandfather.
So all I'm really offering is a little reporting perspective on Apache's recent successes. These have been many.
Hopefully I will get some push back on these points and get a dialog started. This will teach me some things I don't know, and there remain many, many things I don't know.
As the talkbacks here remind me every day.