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20 products with comic gold Amazon reviews

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  • Steering wheel desk

    Steering wheel desk

    Hook Wheelmate to your steering wheel - and you've got an instant ergonomic desk. Light enough to carry, but sturdy enough to support a notepad, lunch, or even a laptop.

    Sample review:

    'I was very excited to give it a try, but I soon found out that there is on major flaw with it. The first time I used it, I dumped my egg mcmuffin an coffee into my lap. Who knew that when you turn the wheel it would spill everywhere. They should put a warning on it about this. On the bright side, it stayed on the steering wheel very securely'

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • Unicorn meat

    Unicorn meat

    Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can. The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed.

    Sample review:

    'I'm a busy professional so I don't have the luxury of just grabbing my bow and quiver and spending days in the high glens hunting fresh 'corn. This product allows me to come home from a hectic day and enjoy a meal packed with that special nutrition only unicorn can provide'.

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • American flag pants

    American flag pants

    100% cotton American Flag Pants. Flag pants feature roomy thighs & tapered ankles
    Stars and Stripes pattern for patriotic clothing

    Sample review:

    'I hung them in the closet next to my Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. Apparently, there is only so much awesome that universe can handle because the close proximity of these two wondrous apparel items caused my house to explode'.

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme

    Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme

    Warning - most of the reviews are definitely NSFW

    'Fast and effective' hair removal gel cream for men.

    Sample review:

    'My calm and loving pet suddenly went from mans best friend to the hound of the Baskervilles in ten seconds flat. Rather frightened I released the hound into the hallway and out of the front door, with the most awful howling he vaulted the wall into the adjacent greyhound stadium he won first prize and I collected £500'.

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • Horse head mask

    Horse head mask

    Latex quality construction. Awesome conversation piece.

    Sample review:

    It's not big enough to completely cover a horse's head, and it doesn't provide enough air flow for them either.

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • Link cable

    Link cable

    Dedicated DENON LINK cable made of high-purity copper wire. Connector and cable structure designed to thoroughly eliminate adverse effects from vibration.

    Sample review:

    While sitting at my desk today, I found myself back in the evening of Jaunary 6, 1980. There was no messy vortex nor any tingling sensation that came with the normal sorts of time travel. The transition was instantaneous!

     

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • UFO detector

    UFO detector

    The UFO detector continually monitors its surrounding area for any magnetic and electromagnetic anomalies.

    Sample review:

    Now I employ the UFO-02 Detector (by Images SI), and this puppy kicks into action before any of those little creeps can lay a long, slimy grey finger on me.

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • Tuscan Whole Milk

    Tuscan Whole Milk

    1 Gallon Whole milk.

    Sample review:

    How do I drink thee? Let me count the ways.

    I drink thee to the depth each cuppeth found

    My soul search complete with Tuscan around

    For the ends of the Gallon bring sad days

    I drink thee whole, Milk; as my waistband frays

    Most quiet need, by a cookie drowned

    I drink thee freely, as others slim down

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • Banana slicer

    Banana slicer

    'Faster and safer than using a knife'.

    Sample review:

    Dishwasher friendly, unlike actual bananas in the dishwasher.

     

     

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • How to avoid huge ships

    How to avoid huge ships

    Paperback by John W. Trimmer

    Sample review:

    'For years my husband and I have lived in fear of the large ships which move at will up and down the Lake Erie coast. It was impossible for us to live normally'.

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • Ninja folding grappling hook

    Ninja folding grappling hook

    Stealth Black. Carbon Steel And Foldable For Easy Carrying.

    Sample review:

    'Please do not attempt to use this on the holidays, when trying to escape Grandma's house for the annual, disgruntled family Christmas Party.... The large, glass windowed curio cabinets, filled with porcelain tchotchkes at every corner of the living room and kitchen, will render you into a perpetual circular motion around the room... like a confused, perhaps drunk, spiderman... trying to avoid crashing into one of the malevolent walls of torture...'

     

     

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen

    BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen

    Elegant design - just for her! Thin barrel to fit a woman's hand.

    Sample review:

    'I have purchased this item and it is great for writing after all my hands are much smaller and more feeble than that of a man and normal pens can be too complex for me. I don't have much use for writing though and was wandering how I can use it to make my husband a sandwich. Can any other female users help with how they got around this problem?'

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • Avery Durable View Binder

    Avery Durable View Binder

    Holds 8.5 x 11 Inch documents. Durable construction is ideal for frequent reference.

    After Mitt Romneys gaffe during the run up to the 2012 election , this product quickly became a new meme.

    Sample review:

    Forget binders full of women. Women should be full of binders. These things are *delicious* with the right soy sauce.

     

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • Passion lubricant

    Passion lubricant

    The Ultimate Lube Keg.  Lube pump included.

    Sample review:

    'I used 5 gallons of this stuff on our 50 year old forklift. And voila, the old girl never ran so good. It also sighs with pleasure from time to time'.

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • Three wolf moon tee

    Three wolf moon tee

    Exceptional artwork on a tee shirt. Comfortable, and durable.

    Sample review:

    'Ten minutes of mind-numbing quiet envelope your screaming mind. Then from the dark forest you hear the therrump, therrump of running paws through the snow. Your breath is pumping moist air that instantly freezes on your scrubby beard. Glowing eyes emerge from the forest. Three wolves on the right of you, seven in front! Your legs are frozen in terror, and you can't make yourself turn. They stop and you are surrounded.

    Suddenly you remember the shirt.

    Slowly, you force your shaking and frost bitten hands to move and unzip your fur coat. The wolves are closing in, trotting in a circular motion, closing in. Then the alpha lunges. But at the same time the coat drops from your starved frame, and as it does the moon reflects off the shirt!

    Or it could be the actual moon is reflecting your shirt for all it glory! The power of the moon and three wolves t-shirt in the midnight yukon stopped the attacking pack in their tracks, stunned, awed by the power of the human that showed his allegiance to their kind!'

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • Yodelling pickle

    Yodelling pickle

    Hours of mindless entertainment. Great gift for the person who has everything except a yodelling pickle.

    Sample review:

    It's a great portable music solution for yodeling fans. Cheaper than an iPod and the chicks seem to dig it.

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • Unicorn shirt

    Unicorn shirt

    An officially licensed the mountain t-shirt.

    Sample review:

    'Little did I know how my life would change when I got this Unicorn Castle Tee.  I put it on when it arrived, I didn't even wash it. Suddenly I got a phone call!

    It was Hugh Hefner. He invited me out to his playboy mansion to be on the newest Girls Next Door TV show'.

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • Uranium Ore

    Uranium Ore

    Radioactive Ore Sample (NORM) Naturally Occurring Radioactive Materials. Useful for testing Geiger counters and performing nuclear experiments.

    Sample review:

    'I added a little to my wash, and my clothes came out super bright! So bright, that they glow in the dark now! My greens are now greener! My blues are bluer! And dirt doesn't cling to my clothes anymore! Amazing product!'

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • Whole rabbit

    Whole rabbit

    Product of the USA.  Approx. 3lbs / 1.4kg.

    Sample review:

    'I have boiled seven of these rabbits so far, and Michael Douglas has not changed his mind and says that he still does not love me'.

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

  • Best of David Hasslehoff

    Best of David Hasslehoff

    Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff (Import)

    Sample review:

    'It is clear to me that the man is the true saviour of modern pop, a title I do not bestow lightly but his qualification is self-evident in the prowess of his songwriting which washes the feeble inscriptions produced by the likes of the Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin etc. into the gutter where they rightfully lie, cowering in the shadow of the Great Master.

    I urge every citizen of the world to hold aloft a copy of this album, preferably on fire so that the light can cleanse us of our sins. This album reminds us of what it is to be human.

    The song "Hot Shot City" is so good it's on fire.

    Utterly flammable'.

    Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

    Caption by: Eileen Brown

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  • Steering wheel desk
  • Unicorn meat
  • American flag pants
  • Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme
  • Horse head mask
  • Link cable
  • UFO detector
  • Tuscan Whole Milk
  • Banana slicer
  • How to avoid huge ships
  • Ninja folding grappling hook
  • BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen
  • Avery Durable View Binder
  • Passion lubricant
  • Three wolf moon tee
  • Yodelling pickle
  • Unicorn shirt
  • Uranium Ore
  • Whole rabbit
  • Best of David Hasslehoff

Some products for sale on Amazon generate reviews full of humor, wit, sarcasm and irony. We round up these examples of comedy gold comments for your entertainment.

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Steering wheel desk

Hook Wheelmate to your steering wheel - and you've got an instant ergonomic desk. Light enough to carry, but sturdy enough to support a notepad, lunch, or even a laptop.

Sample review:

'I was very excited to give it a try, but I soon found out that there is on major flaw with it. The first time I used it, I dumped my egg mcmuffin an coffee into my lap. Who knew that when you turn the wheel it would spill everywhere. They should put a warning on it about this. On the bright side, it stayed on the steering wheel very securely'

Published: July 19, 2013 -- 14:57 GMT (07:57 PDT)

Caption by: Eileen Brown

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