Caption competition: Little man you've had a busy day

Can I write the theme tune, sing the theme tune?

This competition, featuring a pic of Stephen Beynon, MD of NTL:Telewest Business, taking part in a publicity stunt in Trafalgar Square, has now closed.

The lucky winner was Philip Cain, who suggested: "Stephen wondered if his asking for a "bigger desk to show his status within the company" wasn't being taken seriously."

You can see all the captions below.