Hillary Clinton to sing a new tune

Hillary Clinton to prospective voters: "I need your advice."

On Iraq? On health care? On raising the minimum wage? No, No, NO!

Clinton is facing a momentous campaign decision: Choosing a campaign song!

Hillary knows the politically savvy way to solve her dilemma: Make a YouTube, snack-sized, "irreverent" clip culture video to "humanize" her!

Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton and I need some advice. I want to know what you're thinking on one of the most important questions of this campaign. We have been agonizing over this for months. I am turning to you, the American people.

Here is the issue: What do you think our campaign song should be. There are so many great choices. We want and need your help.

What ever song you choose though, I make you this solemn and sacred promise:

I won't sing it in public, UNLESS I WIN!

Hillary, of course, aims to SING LOUD & PROUD, ON INAUGURATION DAY! [poll id=95]

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