Lindows to AOL: surely some mistake
AOL keeps Lindows at arm's length Virus writers seem to be coming back from their summer holidays. First we had the innovative -- and attractively named -- "Slapper" Linux worm a couple of weeks ago, and now Bugbear. This has spread like a Los Angeles wildfire this week and is now, by most accounts, the most dangerous worm around. Unfortunately, given most PC owners' reluctance to keep their antivirus software up-to-date, it will probably not go away any time soon. Maybe the government should start a "safe computing" campaign.
Bugbear rise knocks out Klez
Latest virus news Last spring Abraham Abdallah was arrested on his way to pick up a machine that would have enabled him to manufacture credit cards with names like Martha Stewart, Paul Allen and Warren Buffett on them. Abdallah, a restaurant worker, spent a great deal of his time working out the financial details of various Fortune 400 billionaires closely enough that he was able to gain access to their banking, brokerage and credit card accounts. If this was merely a neurotic compulsion, as he now claims, it is a very modern one. While Abdallah's predecessors might have obsessively written 9,000-page novels on rolls of toilet paper, he is able to carry out massive identity theft and come very close to stealing £50m. Ah, the joys of the information age.
Man admits massive identity theft An enlightening new report advises us of what the Schmoozer has long predicted: that robots are well on their way to taking over the world. World sales of robots for all kinds of domestic uses stood at 21,500 last year and will jump to a shocking 700,000 in the next three years, according to the UN. In Europe an army of 220,000 man-crushing metal monsters are already employed in various industries, although Japan is the epicentre of industrial robotics with a 360,000-strong horde. Unfortunately, the UN does not seem to fully realise the threat posed by super-strong cyber-beasts armed with whirling knives, apparently believing that they will continue to obediently perform lowly domestic tasks such as hoovering and mowing lawns.
Robots to invade Europe OK, call it stupidity, but it never occurred to the Schmoozer that the Nigerian email scam was in fact the work of a worldwide conspiracy. But then again, the scheme appears to be more successful than you might imagine from reading the repetitive pleas that pour by the dozen into your inbox on a daily basis. More than 300 people have succumbed so far to the lure of President Mbaka's millions. One victim even went so far as to defraud her employer of $2.1m in order to, theoretically, make it all back andmore through helping Dr Mbuo Nelson wire his funds to a US bank account. Now Spanish police have arrested some of the core perpetrators at last. The real surprise is that most of them are, in fact, from Nigeria.
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