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Larry Dignan, Andrew Nusca and Rachel King

Microsoft's Windows 8 logo: Metro but not in a good way

By | February 17, 2012, 10:31am PST

Summary: The Windows 8 logo gives me a window, but I want to jump out of it.

Microsoft has a new logo for Windows 8 and I’m already missing the old ones. Maybe a world full of tiles can get tiresome.

The software giant has gone Metro happy. The new logo, unveiled in a Microsoft blog post, is designed to capture “bold flat colors and clean lines and shapes.” That’s mumbo jumbo for “hey we paid a design firm a bundle to cook up this logo that you may not like.”

OK, I get that the logo should match the Windows 8 Metro format. Microsoft is tile happy. I also get that the previous Windows logos looked more like flags than Windows. Unfortunately for me the Windows 8 logo gives me a window, but I want to jump out of it.

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It. Is. Just. Too. Much. Metro. Design. For. Me. To. Handle.

The problem here is that I can’t think of Microsoft’s Metro theme without putting a “sexual” behind it. Metrosexuals are supposed to really care about their looks and hygiene. The Windows 8 logo looks forced and the equivalent of a pink shirt you might find your friendly neighborhood metrosexual wearing. Or as forced as a Ryan Seacrest-Steve Ballmer hug.

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RE: Microsoft's Windows 8 logo: Metro but not in a good way
DocuMentor (Doc) 21st Feb
Doc thinks it's time to chill out a little, Larry. It's just a logo and not a bad one at that. Microsoft has never been known for cutting edge graphic design and tends to stick with the safe basics. This example is no different ??? nothing to write home about but very clean and professional. It stands on its own very well and doesn't have to connote any particular lifestyle ??? I think that's reading a bit too much into it.
Protip: Don't visit the bar before coming to work.

Logo is fine.
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@wendellgee@...
talk about taking silliness to teh extreme, he did. Though I'm sure we'll hear how "wonderfull" a plain Apple on a device is.

Larry, you're scraping the bottom here, anymore.
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RE: Microsoft's Windows 8 logo: Metro but not in a good way
Those who hunt Trolls Updated - 17th Feb
@William Farrel
Sir, you're just hating. Anyone knows that the Apple logo alone is worth the $500 mark up on a device. That way, you know said device is infallible and magical.
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@wendellgee@...
the logo is ugly and lewd! Like all homo loving monopolists in Washington state.
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@The Linux Geek
You hear that? .....That is the sounds of more Windows PC's being bought.

And I happen to like Linux a lot...you're just killing people's enthusiasm for it instead of championing it.
@The Linux Geek

Luckily the others of us here are rational, So I won't be assuming that all Linux fanbois are sex obsessed, homophobic and just generally nasty.
@The Linux Geek Way to spew the venom and hate there, buddy. YEAH!

/sarcasm.
@wendellgee@...

Are you sure this isn't SJVN? Doesn't really sound like you Larry. Your parochialism is cute, but Metro usually means a train system in Australia and France rather than having a sexual connotation or an abbreviation for metropolis. Perhaps you should just change your acquaintances if metrosexual keeps popping up too often wink

As to the logo, it's Metro in one - simple, stylish and practical, just like Wp7 and then new Win 8.

I suggest you stop taking lessons from SJVN wink
@tonymcs@... There's also MetroLink light passenger rail in STL, the Metro bus service in Kansas City, and I'm sure it just doesn't stop there.
@tonymcs@...

Except that Metro can refer to a "look", which is what is happening here, opposed to being a noun, such as a train.
@tonymcs@...

I also have to get this off my chest.

I hate the ZD logo.

It's red which reminds me of Communism. The square is disturbingly off center and the worst part is the name, which makes anyone outside America call it Zed D net and in the USA Zee D net.

Aaah that makes me feel better wink
@wendellgee@...

I don't know about you, I'm just shocked at myself that I just took the time to read an article that sounds like its supposed to make sense if you don't like a software logo thats a real bad thing in some important way. I don't know, perhaps if you find the logo so disgusting and off putting you find it repels you some how from the products...

...I don't know, I think that would even be more maniacal then what even this article seems to be implying.
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If you're going all-Metro, why in the world would you not do it for the logo, of all things? It's supposed to represent the real thing.
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Notice the angle of the logo
Richard Flude 18th Feb
It's the perspective of some walking past, not towards.

Represents the current state of windows competition.
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RE: Microsoft's Windows 8 logo: Metro but not in a good way
Loverock Davidson- Updated - 17th Feb
The only thing he could come up with is complaining about the Microsoft Windows logo. Its just a logo! I like its simplistic design, it doesn't need to be complicated. You can throw all your articles about Microsoft Windows out the window since you don't like it and seem to want to go out it yourself.

The problem here is that I cant think of Microsofts Metro theme without putting a sexual behind it. Metrosexuals are supposed to really care about their looks and hygiene. The Windows 8 logo looks forced and the equivalent of a pink shirt you might find your friendly neighborhood metrosexual wearing.
That's just your skewed way of thinking. There is nothing suggestive about the metro lifestyle in Microsoft's UI or branding. Its completely on you that you are associating the two.
@Loverock Davidson- He could complain about what a colossal flop Windows 8 is going to be, but he's just waiting to see you flounder when it does.
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@SamWilkinson
I think Loverock Davidson is waiting to start laughing when Win8 overtakes OSX and Linux marketshare combined.
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@TWHT

In what? 2-3 weeks? It won't take long...
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@Those who hunt Trolls, Windows 8 will overtake OSX and Linux combined a day or two after Feb 29th.
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@SamWilkinson You and Lovey and his ilk are the only ones who care about somehow forcing others not to get to enjoy using what they like.
You guys are the real haters around here.
Let me guess - avid Republicans, right? (And i mean WAY FAR RIGHT)
@Loverock Davidson-
Wow! I don't believe those words came from the keyboard of a complexity-loving Windows user! If you would apply that statement to OSs, LD, you'd really be onto something. There might be hope for you yet!
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RE: Microsoft's Windows 8 logo: Metro but not in a good way
Emi Cyberschreiber Updated - 18th Feb
wow your article is full of ignorance, of course specially the last part about "metrosexuals" (which made me feel annoyed)

People like it and people dislike it, accept it, only because YOU don't, it doesn't mean others cant like it or think different than you.
specially when its ONLY a logo not many people will care about it nor see it. and you know Windows should be a WINDOW, not a flag. so at least it makes sense now. and i like that, and it doesn't look bad.

but hey, if you want to jump out of a window, its your problem, I really don't care more than one less ignorant in this world.


and also now we can say, Metro you know the abbreviation of metropolitan, which includes Metro the rapid transit systems, or non rapid transit rail networks, or others like metrobus or whatever... is only for homosexuals (since some people think metro sexuals = homo) metrosexuals, and people who wear pink shirt.
maybe windows 8 is also only for metrosexuals and people with pink shirt, i don't know.
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JohnAgain 17th Feb
@Emi Cyberschreiber +1
@Emi Cyberschreiber
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meh
Robert Hahn 17th Feb
assert (count(opinions) == count(noses))
facepalm

this article is a train wreck, it is painful to read
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@HalfAKilo Personally I love the Vista/7 blue circle logo the best but this is nice. I can understand if some people aren't a fan of it, but certainly not enough to write an flamebait article about it.
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Agreed.....
linux for me 18th Feb
@Those who hunt Trolls

It's only a logo.....Waste of space which a better article could have been used.

The real deal will be how the OS does when it's released, the logo has no bearing on that at all.
Meh, I love it.
"The Windows 8 logo gives me a window, but I want to jump out of it.

Let me know if you need someone to hold the window open or to give you a little push. Your readers are here for you.
It is a damn ugly logo. The really awkward Ballmer / Seacrest hug is a genius analogy.
I thought Ballmer was getting ready to do the gorilla arm monkey-boy metro on Seacrest.

Pretty bad
@ScorpioBlack from the picture it looks like Monkey-boy either want to kiss Seacrest, or eat him.
What a terrible article. I clicked because I was interested in what logo they have, not some hacks opinion on it.
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I'm not a fan of the angled window at the side, but I do like that they have gone simplistic. They shouldn't feel they need to compete with Apple by copying though. Apple is Apple - they do what they do well: simplicity, beauty, intuitive design. Unix/Linux is a no frills engine - stripped back, bare, but strong and reliable. Windows is a train: strong engine, bells and whistles, and gets you where you need to go.

I love the iPad2 and it has filled a great void in the market place. The Android and iPhone mobiles have filled the void left by the limited Nokia and AWFUL Windows Mobile 7.

I am personally really excited about Windows 8 and it potential and if Microsoft can twin that with a pocket sized mobile with standardised hardware (recently purchased from Nokia no doubt), then they really could succeed in a comeback.

My money is on them pulling the rabbit out of the hat and the crowd cheering.
@heidimoose, uh, your reference to Windows Mobile, means you don't know Windows Phone and it isn't even remotely like Windows Mobile 5/6. Windows Phone fits beautifully between iPhone and Android, giving us the best of both mobile platforms
@grayknight agreed
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I like it.

If I were to critique it, I think it's too wide for its height, but the only solution is to abbreviate or eliminate "Windows" and I'd bet that was a non-starter from the client's point of view.

I do like the color, the monochromatic approach (which is a major break), and its cleanliness.
Nothing to make a big deal of. A logo is a logo, but personally, I think it would look better with the window facing inward toward the text.
Greek flag.
For the Record, I love Metro but not this new logo. sad
Nauseating article....
Kinda ugly but I don't buy software because of how the logo looks.
I don't like the logo. Why is the window trying to avoid me? Do I smell?
It's nearly the same blue as Android's Ice Cream Sandwich blue, which is also characterized by flat blue icons and text. Weird.
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If the new Windows logo is too much for you to handle, you need a new line of work. I don't think too many people care that much.
Ok, they simplified the windows logo to make it more metro-ish. But I don't understand why they replaced four primary colors for four windows to just one color?
@Raju Das
Hmm you do know, there are only 3 primary colors right happy
@DJK2 Yes.
In light projection, the primary colors are red, blue & green. In combining colors, they are red, blue & yellow. That makes it four, used by Google and Microsoft in their logos. happy
Doc thinks it's time to chill out a little, Larry. It's just a logo and not a bad one at that. Microsoft has never been known for cutting edge graphic design and tends to stick with the safe basics. This example is no different ??? nothing to write home about but very clean and professional. It stands on its own very well and doesn't have to connote any particular lifestyle ??? I think that's reading a bit too much into it.

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