It's an interactive Haggadah, so edits are welcome in comments.
Now there arose up a new king, who knew not Stallman. And he said unto the Microsofties, Behold the people of free software are more and mightier than we are . . . And Gates charges his people, saying, Every SDK that is written, thou shall cast into the trash and every API that is created, that you shall save alive.
And there was a man of the name of Linus and he labored to created a kernel, and he could no longer hide it, he put it in an ark of GNU and sent it down the Minix newsgroup. And the great professor Tanenbaum, he who had created Minix, went down to the newsgroup and lo, there was the kernel, but Tanenbaum scoffed and said that the kernel was weak because it was of a monolithic nature.
But Linus nursed the kernel and added to it many GNU programs that Stallman had nurtured and he shared the sources and called its name Linux and he said, because I drew it out of Minux. Continued ...