Use your router's SSID, not Twitter, to whine to your neighbors

By | November 18, 2010, 7:58am PST

Summary: Neighbors. What can you do about them?

Neighbors. What can you do about them? To those of us in homes, neighbors are a relatively easily defined group of people. There’s the police officer that lives next door, there’s the police officer that lives across the street, there’s the judge who lives three doors down.

True story. That’s actually my neighborhood.

But I haven’t forgotten the days when I lived in apartments and dorms. Of course, when I lived in consolidated housing, we didn’t have WiFi. We didn’t even have the Internet. Yes. Sigh. We did have cars. It wasn’t that long ago.

Today though, most of our neighbors are Internet-savvy. Most of our neighbors have WiFi (some day, when you’re out, make sure to thank the guy down the street who keeps his router unprotected).

So what do you do if you want to tell your neighbors something? Say you want to describe something in a few words (like a short tweet), but address it only to the few people who live within shouting distance of you?

It turns out some Swedes have figured out a new way to communicate: using their router’s SSID. Yep, according to a report in The Local, when a Swede wants to tell his neighbor “Thank you for not smoking on the balcony,” “Pay for your own Internet, you stupid neighbor”, “Remove the fluff from the filter” (as in laundry filters), the way to do it is changing your SSID.

So there you go. If you don’t want to talk to your neighbors, but still get your message across, consider changing your SSID to something pithy like “If you have extra chocolate, please leave it in the lobby.”

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RE: Use your router's SSID, not Twitter, to whine to your neighbors
non-biased 24th Nov 2010
@ta1 You could try that but the conservatives can afford to pay for their own broadband so they wouldn't have a need to try accessing yours wink
Dang, my ssid is JungleJim. Wonder what that tells my neighbors.

Don't worry, it's wpa2-psk encryption. And I used a random password generator using numeric and letters(upper/lower) as my pass phrase.
@DanLM Lol, I could change it to "IHateLiberals".
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RE: "I could change it to "IHateLiberals""
pvandck Updated - 19th Nov 2010
@DanLM you could change it to whatever you like to express your lovableness... and your binary view of the world.
@DanLM Hey that's a good idea. I think I'll change mine to "IHateNeoconsandTeabaggers".
@blueskip
Ever notice that individuals that hate liberal politics the most are the ones that came from liberal areas?
Ever wonder why?

Could it be they seen the waste and corruption first hand?
@DanLM ... "Hate" is a strong word. Since you've decided to publicly declare your hatreds, I know you'll appreciate being banned from being read at this station, which I own. I make it a habit to do such things for people I hate; keeps me from hunting them down.
Hmmm I just found a use for old routers.
@Richard B
Nice one Richard. That is a brilliant idea. = )
@Richard B Now THAT is an awesome idea!!! I'll be digging some old ones out soon! lol
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Who broadcasts their SSID!?
20kwfence 18th Nov 2010
I haven't done that for years. We all know encryption is easily broken but that's only if they can find you. I can get on my neighbor's WPA encrypted router any time. He doesn't even know mine exists. To me, not broadcasting is more important than encryption.
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(ring, ring) Bluff
SonofaSailor 18th Nov 2010
@20kwfence

If you can/do/have cracked your neighbor's wifi (wpa at that), you should know that not broadcasting SSID doesn't make a difference. It only adds a couple of more steps to the hack process. That is, unless you're not broadcasting your BSSID as well?
@20kwfence
There was a blog on here some time ago, I forget who wrote it but it declared that hiding your SSID is actually LESS secure. For one, simple free apps can find it anyway. Secondly, if devices need to access your router then they will need to BROADCAST the SSID. Now think of the poor sap at Starbucks with his laptop propped up while he is sipping a latte and reading an e-book. Now his laptop is looking for wireless and BROADCASTING the SSID of every hidden WAP it knows about!

Now that is secure how?
My daughter lives in an apartment complex where one of her neighbors has and SSID that makes it quite clear how he/she feels about sharing his connection. It reads "Mine *****"
One of my neighbors has his named "I'm Stealing Your Internet" but it's encrypted, so it's one we can't "borrow".
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@matthew_maurice Nice find; pro'lly made David blush for being 2 to 3 years behind schedule on posting this article
start a neibourhood chat room and broadcast it's location in the SSID.
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Did a Puzzle Geocache where a SSID was used to broadcast the final coordinates. Took me a second to figure out what I was looking at.

Might try this when I get home. I'm moving to a townhouse this month and I'd love to tell loud, smoky guy in my condo what I think of him.
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My SSID?
Allezzam 18th Nov 2010
"Virus"
my neighbors don't use wi fi
@miles.morris@...

LOL, they probably all use YOUR wifi. jk
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My neighbors have interesting names. ElvisLives, PaperBiscut, Dragon-Place, things1andthinsg2, Slugs_R_Cooler, Hoosiers. I don't know which belongs to what house so no way to ask them how they came up with them. Does make ya wonder!
@teckiemom.computing@...
ask them via SSID happy
Since this is after all a technology site, maybe it should more correctly be your AccessPoint's, not "Router's".
True, the router might be built in as a function in the AP, but many of us are probably using stand-alone APs, or only the AP "functionality" of an old "router" (like "Richard B who just "found a use for an old router").

Maybe nitpicking...
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I've been doing this for some time...
Hallowed are the Ori Updated - 19th Nov 2010
My SSID is "Go The F*ck Away".... without the asterisk.
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Go Away
matricellc 19th Nov 2010
I just set one of my routers SSID to 'Go Away', at least for the times when I need to make it visible. Does that get the point across to people trying to hijack my connection?
I know I'm an old codger but have times changed that much that it is now acceptable for a poster here and on other public forums to use a disgusting sexual innuendo of "tea....." to I think make a derogatory point of members of the U.S. Tea Party? Maybe the poster doesn't know what "tea......." means but to allude to hundreds of thousands of peace loving law abiding citizens of the U.S. as some kind of sexual perverts is beyond the pale.
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Not just apartments and condos
cynic8 22nd Nov 2010
I saw one in my subdivision: HOASucks
I suppose if you were REALLY a closet anarchist, you would call your SSID "I LOVE TEA baggers" and see to it that the WAN side never connects to anything. That will tell you whether the conservatives are as smart as they think they are.
@ta1 You could try that but the conservatives can afford to pay for their own broadband so they wouldn't have a need to try accessing yours wink
Neat.

I helped set up my step-daughter's wifi modem/router (Netcomm NB6Plus4Wn). It has the option for more than one wifi network (from memory, 4), so for fun I set up a second one with God as the SSID, no password, and access control with no MAC addresses permitted. Anyone trying to connect from Windows 7 would have got a message that "Windows cannot connect to God".

Unfortunately, I had to remove it because it was causing the main network to lose it's WPA2 encryption (a bug in the firmware?). This probably wouldn't be a problem if you just wanted to send SSID messages and used wpa2 on every SSID. you could have one working SSIDs and 3 message SSIDs that you could change at will.

Re security - I too recall an article about hidden SSID being insecure - there is even a device on the market that will trick a PC using hidden SSID into connecting to it, so you can hack into the PCs datastream. Further research indicated that hidden SSIDs originated as a marketing feature/gimmick.

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