OK, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to watch this Microsoft Windows 7 Launch Party video.
OK, now you've made it through that, tell me it's not one of, if not the, worst thing you've ever seen. I don't know about you, but I'd rather watch a remake of "Daddy Day Care" starring Jar-Jar Binks and his ilk, featuring endless pod racing and quidditch matches.
I'm pretty sure that the video will result in parties where every so often someone shouts "PAR-TAY!" ... that's how you know you're at a cool party.
OK, I've seen that video too many times in the last 24 hours ... I feel like my soul has been wrung out of my body ...
[UPDATE: Big thank you to Dwight Silverman for finding this "alternative" version of the video:
That help suck some of my soul back into my body ... Thanks Dwight!]