19 things Skype voice mail doesn't do - but oughta

Today in Skype Journal, poster Phil Wolff posts 19 things he wishes Skype voice mail did but it doesn't .. yet.

My favorites:

4. "Playback effects, like time compression, skip ahead/back, repeat last 7 seconds. Pause button, please."

And, this is a direct quote:

7. "Different messages for named users. I want my lovey dovey to always get my mushy wooshy squeezums cudly (sic) little message. The Wolff clan can get my latest prank message. And strangers shall receive an appropriately formal and courteous invitation to leave a message."

There's 17 more, and most of them are real thought-provoking. Read it and then come back to the one who brung ya. Here ya go.

What other features would you like to see in Skype's voice mail? Post a TalkBack.