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Global warming is a security issue say American spies

Sixteen American spy agencies combined their intelligence to report to the nation on global warming...as a security threat.
Written by Harry Fuller, Contributor

Sixteen American spy agencies combined their intelligence to report to the nation on global warming...as a security threat. To everyone's great surpise the spies found that our future is perilous...and we need continuied spying...to forestall governments toppling, more terrorist attacks by folks driven to violence by hunger, etc. etc. etc.

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In a blatant attempt to please every political and environmental point of view the spies' report also said that any attempt to fight global warming could have deleterious effects as well. Damned if you do... A brilliant ploy by spies-at-large. If you don't have lots of spooks the monster in the closet may get you so hire more spies so they can tell you what's happening...like they did in Afghanistan and Iraq and Minnesota and Boston and Oklahoma City. Pardon me, I am going to go in the other room and puke.

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One spy guy testifying before Congress said nobody in the White House monkeyed with this report or his answers. Of course, what do they care, this is going to be somebody else's problem. Nobody really thinks global warming will have deleterious effects on folks who are wealthy enough.

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