Global Warming the Conspiracy: Conference Now, Baby!

You want to know the truth about all the global warming lies perpetrated by scientists, Al Gore, eco-socialists (of which I am an accused suspect), political hacks the world over, ther United Nations with its cadre of evil-doers and environmental groups clearly out to seize control of your laptop? Well, get yourself to the conference in New York today!

If you are a true disbeliever in global warming you should not be bothered that the conference is partially financed by Exxon. Watch for even more spin coming out of this one, like the amount of greenhouse gases from human endeavor is so slight it should be ignored, that kinda thing. Haven't we been ignoring it for centuries already?