Kremlin impervious to hack attacks

But don't feed it after midnight or expose it to bright lights or water...

The Russian President's new website has managed to deflect the best efforts of 100 hackers who have been attacking it since it went online 24 hours ago. Although the site has not been up on the web for very long, President Vladimir Putin is said to be excited that the Kremlin's techies have managed to foil the advances of online criminals. The Federal Agency for Government, Communications and Information carried out three months of rigorous tests to ensure the site's security was as tight as possible.