Most Festive Funster: ZDNet UK's Tech Update Editor Peter Judge, whose mild bespectacled, bebearded demeanour belies his astonishing abilities out on the dance floor. Best known for his Morris dancing skills -- you may have seen him on TV adverts -- he astounded the watching multitudes at our Christmas party by cutting a most splendid rug to some droppin' hardcore house beats.
Inspired by this, we decide he's in line to head up the ZD Newz Abuze Crew. This is going to be our gangsta flava assault on the charts next year, with Laura 'Lozza Loz' Stobart, queen of production; Graeme 'Weird Wordz' Wearden; and Stollen Daddy Euge 'Euge' Lacey. We've been in the studio: tracks already waxed include My Homie's Called Intel Coz He's Always Inside, the sensuous anthem I'm Gonna Get Bluescreen On Yo' Data, Modemfarmer; and You Scratch My Disk And I'll Scratch Yours (that's the radio mix).