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Testilying on your resume

In the long run the most important thing about your resume is that it can get you fired and/or sued, so you have to be careful to ensure that absolutely everything you say is both true and verifiable through third parties.The best way to get a job, of course, is through personal contact.
Written by Paul Murphy, Contributor

In the long run the most important thing about your resume is that it can get you fired and/or sued, so you have to be careful to ensure that absolutely everything you say is both true and verifiable through third parties.

The best way to get a job, of course, is through personal contact. In that case your new employer will want to file your resume as a matter of good housekeeping, but there are no real issues there for you to worry about - other than, of course, ensuring that nothing you say there can be used either against your friends when their business gets sued or to make you the scapegoat if financing or legal issues eventually go against them.

In the most common case, however, your resume has one key job: to get you an interview among strangers without challenging the ultimate decision makers - and in that context both what you choose to present and how you do that will significantly influence your chances of getting to the next step.

The hidden difficulty in doing that comes from the fact that the resume is likely to be reviewed by many people representing both competing agendas and different skill levels.

In the most typical case resumes are pre-screened on arrival by a computer program or junior assistant with absolutely no embedded knowledge of IT - just some hidden assumptions about format and appearance together with a script on how to check for compliance with some advertised or unadvertised set of expectations.

To survive those, meet the obvious expectations:

  1. if you're using electronic media, send your documents using a Microsoft Word format that lags Microsoft by one release - never the current generation and never more than one back.

The reason for that is simple: only PC bigots really care about this stuff, so using Word sucks up to those who care, while not annoying those who don't - and using the previous release means that most recruitment software will work with it, facilitates access by non Word users, and gives any PC bigots it gets to an opportunity to feel superior, and therefore unthreatened.

  1. Never embed anything other than text or a graphics element provided with Microsoft Word. The reason for that is simple: you cannot know whether the recipient's PC is going to see your embedded cheers_for_me.bmp file as a happy little penguin highlighting your Linux expertise - or a deadly virus ready to attack at the click of a mouse.
  2. if this is a real job with an identified employer you're responding to, i.e. not a monster.com or other web posting whose legitimacy you can't easily verify, send or deliver a clean, printed, copy of the resume and the original covering letter (which should mention that a paper copy will be sent) with a note saying who you sent the earlier electronic copy to.

The reason is simple and two fold: first, some email responses simply get lost in the shuffle, and, more importantly, the paper copy demonstrates a commitment most of the email responses won't have - and will therefore make you stand out from the crowd.

And, of course there's an exception: for higher level jobs, expect a higher level recruiter: so use a PDF instead of a Word file because this says you're committed to knowledge portability, not captive to one vendor, and at least somewhat aware of the world beyond the PC desktop.

Remember: anybody in the process can say "no" - but only the final decision maker can say yes. So once you get past the first hurdle - the person or program who sorts responses into the "garbage" and "possible" piles - you need to address the recruiter: and whether that person works in a corporate HR role or for a placement agency makes little difference.

He (they're often women, but writing "he or she" everywhere is absurd - except on a resume!) will generally have little more than the most romantic and stylised idea of what the job entails and be working from a formal or informal script based on noting keywords and nodding knowledgeably when someone elsewhere in the food chain described what the job requires and what the ideal applicant should be able to do.

In an interview such people can seem competent and often make good judgements about applicants, but they're usually bluffing on the competence and basing their judgements on issues of personality, appearance, literacy, and confidence.

At the resume reading stage, however, they often have handy technology helpers you can use to get the interview. Specifically, they'll often have a resume search engine - or even just a bunch of Word macros- that highlights the key words of interest as they appear in a series of documents (resumes) being reviewed. These things do something humans often don't: they search the whole document before making a decision on whether a word appears or not.

In response I suggest that the first page of your resume should be aimed at doing two things:

  • stating the facts any recruiter looks for: graduated here with that, worked there as this, call so and so for references; and,
  • summarising key skills and contributions in language and formats aimed at the decision maker who sent the recruiter off to find some good candidates.

Since, at some point, he's going to pass your resume to his client - who's only going to skim the first page - that first page should list the key things you want that guy to know - but do so in ways that make sense to the knowledgeable.

Thus if your first page mentions that you managed Oracle ecommerce Suite for Solaris at brand X you can expect the ecommerce manager for your putative new employer to understand what that means.

Great, except that your recruiter usually won't and will give your resume a pass if he's been instructed to look for expertise with the same tools under Red Hat Enterprise Server. So how do you beat that? simple: rely on his word search tool.

On later pages - pages the guy actually making the hiring decision may never get to - summarise each job and role, using as many applicable synonyms and techie terms as you can possibly think of. Solaris is also Unix, if there was an HP-UX box somewhere in the building mention walking past it; expand Linux to mention Red Hat, Novel, SuSe, Debian, use "enterprise" liberally, throw in some mention of having talked to the auditors, and add in every true lie you can think of as long as each provides some basis for mentioning the key words that ultimately point to some familiarity with 11i and the ecommerce suite - or whatever it is in your case.

Don't mis-understand: I'm not telling you to lie or exaggerate: I'm telling you that SuSe experience is directly portable to Red Hat or any other Linux, but a recruiter told to look for someone familiar with Debian will find someone mentioning Debian on their resume while righteously ignored applicants citing expertise with other distributions.

And if you succeed.. the recruiter will call you in for an interview - but that's tomorrow's topic.

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