You had me at "Get the hell out of bed and turn off the friggin’ alarm already"

In what has to be the surest sign yet that companies will stop at nothing to come up with gifts that can be deemed "Valentine's Day-friendly," Nanda, creators of the Clocky mobile alarm clock, has announced a new raspberry-colored version of it's little objet de torture. (And of course, only available "while supplies last.

Raspberry Clocky

In what has to be the surest sign yet that companies will stop at nothing to come up with gifts that can be deemed "Valentine's Day-friendly," Nanda, creators of the Clocky mobile alarm clock, has announced a new raspberry-colored version of it's little objet de torture. (And of course, only available "while supplies last.")

For those of you unfamiliar with Clocky, it's an alarm clock with wheels. Once the alarm goes off, it hops off your nightstand, and races around the room - while still ringing of course - until you can hunt it down and turn it off -- or bash it with your slippers.

Go ahead, buy one for your loved one... And just so you're ready on February 15, here's a convenient list of state-by-state divorce statutes.

(Thanks to my colleagues at CNET.com's Crave blog for making sure I could keep ZDNet readers informed of this critical breaking gadget development.)