You might know your IT, but do you know Love Solutions?

Our mobile reportage guru David "I'm in a band, you know" Meyer is, as you know, in a band. Like any good rock star, he's also got solo projects on the boil - one, miniblackhole, being of quite long standing.

Unfortunately for his psyche, his songwriting chops have been infected by all those marketing meetings, Powerpoint presentations and cliche-ridden press releases that he has to endure in the course of his duties. So bad has this contamination become that he found himself writing "Love Solutions" -- a rock song all about love, entirely in managementspracht. It's so twisted, it works.

We've tried to help him work this thing out. In particular, Alper "I've written and shot a movie, you know" Cagatay from our video production department took up his camera and his editing suite, and shot David while he acted out his rock god fantasy.

And now we've put it up on Youtube. In the time-honoured words of experience: David's suffered for his art, and now it's your turn.