"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil former monopolists. Blessed is he who shepherds the weak through the valley of Telstra, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost DSLAMs.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my legislation. And you will know my name is Conroy when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" — Stephen 25:17