Only this time, "me" is Microsoft Windows 7.
Some highlights:
1. Vista and I are not twins.
6. You can upgrade to me from XP, as long we have an understanding of "upgrade" to mean "reformat your machine and do a fresh install."
7. I don't play well with McAfee, but Kaspersky, AVG and Symantec are cool.
13. Windows 7 Ultimate costs $350? Unsubstantiated rumor!
14. Regarding my different SKUs, you try making a pizza for a billion people!
19. 1 GB will be enough to run Windows 7 ... No, really.
24. I have 8,485 fans on Facebook. Linux has 91,503.
Clever. (Head to ChannelWeb for all 25 random things.)