A final update on my inner handyman...aka "There are no shortcuts"
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If you're utterly tired of my home plumbing journey of experiential learning meets modern STEM education allegory, feel free to read another article. However, a few folks wanted to know how things turned out and I feel the need to share one last little lesson. More of a reminder, actually. Special thanks to @mrhooker, by the way, for the title of this post....Here goes.
So I got home, new hacksaw, short lengths of replacement pipe, internal barbed couplers (as they're called), creme brulee torch, and petroleum jelly in hand (get your minds out of the gutter...I know it sounds a little kinky, but trust me, by this time it wasn't much fun), and climbed back into the well for what I hoped would be the last time. I couldn't help but think of those long geometry proofs or intricate calculus problems in which, for the only time in my life, I was careful, organized, and methodical (it became habit, even when my dad wasn't droning on about shortcuts). Wanting to finally get it right and get this project behind me, saving money and also being able to fully embrace the inner handyman struggling to emerge from my mild-mannered, geeky exterior, I slowly, carefully, and methodically set to work.
An hour later, the creme brulee torch and a bit of Vaseline worked like champs, my new pipes were connected, and, if I do say so myself, the plumbing looked a lot more professional than when I started. I hooked us up to a neighboring building to prime our pump and, much to my family's amazement, we had water. And we were running at 50psi instead of the 40 we'd been pushing when the jet assembly clogged 3 days ago.
So there you have it. Slow and steady wins the race, there are no shortcuts, etc., etc. Not only did I learn more than I'd ever wanted to know about plumbing, but I was reminded of how important it is that we give things time. I forced myself to take the time to do things right, I gave our mineral and rust clogged pipes time to fully discharge and settle, I took the time to clean out every newly clogged faucet head (rust is insidious), and all is well with the world. Now if we can just get our students to write out their steps on algebra problems...