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Facebook has concluded. Please disperse and go about your lives.

OK, the link that follows is to a fake web page. You can tell it's fake, because it's a Flickr picture and you can't click on any of the links.
Written by Rupert Goodwins, Contributor

OK, the link that follows is to a fake web page. You can tell it's fake, because it's a Flickr picture and you can't click on any of the links.

That's warning number one.

It is also rude. It has rude words arranged in very rude ways to describe extremely rude things. If you do not like extremely rude things, do not click on the link that follows. It is Not Safe For Work. It is Not Safe For Aunty. You would not want your wife or your servants to see this page: it is almost certainly Not Safe For You.

That's warning number two.

It's also capable, by itself, with no further fuss, of making everyone who clicks it unwilling ever to bother with Facebook again. Really. If you are a megacompany planning to buy Facebook, someone considering employment with Facebook, or someone who in any way wants to have Facebook in your life in the future, do not click on the link that follows. This is kryptonite.

That's warning number three.

OK? Still here?

Click at your own risk.

via ACB, who got it from Agnes, etc...

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