How not to help ...

This story just made me laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it with you.

This story just made me laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it with you.

Roger Witter's good intentions landed him in jail late Tuesday.

Hmmm, OK, I'm hooked ... tell me more ...

Gresham police say Witter, 48, was in an AT&T store at 533 Northwest Division Street in Gresham when two men stole multiple iPhones. Witter witnessed the theft and, instead of waiting for police, he took off after the men, firing at their getaway car.

He told police he intended to "shoot out the tires," but it is unclear where the rounds ended up, though police said he fired in a direct line with the Gresham City Hall Max station and the adjacent Park & Ride.

Dude, they're just iPhones ...

I think this guy's been playing Angry Birds too much.

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