SOA what else is new?

SOA actually stands for SOA Oriented Architecture. Let THAT bake your noodle.
SOA is just one letter away from SOB. On purpose.
The most dangerous animal in the IT jungle is the SOA constrictor. It has been known to squeeze the life out of all other IT initiatives.
Software architects don't use SOA. SOA uses software architects.
And other hilarious SOA-sitions.