Spamgrish 2: Return of the ambiguous spam comments!

Take a few minutes to sit back and chuckle at 20 ridiculous English aberrations people have tried to pass as genuine blog comments. This is Spamgrish at its finest, folks!
Written by Stephen Chapman, Contributor
Yes I yam! :D

"Yes I yam! :D "

Spamgrish: Spam + Engrish

Yes, it's that time again: Time to laugh at the sheer hilarity that is spam comment ambiguity! If you missed my first post, make sure you check it out here. To recap, one of the most prominent methods of successful SEO (Search Engine Optimization) is link-building. As such, spammers exploit the bejesus out of building links in any and every way they can without a care for what they're really saying. All they care about is getting a link to their site.

As I also noted in part 1, you get what you pay for when you hire people to build links for you. If you pay ~$30 to have 100 links built, you can bet your bottom dollar your site is probably tied to one of the following comments or something similar! Once again, all of the comments that follow are straight from the spam comment filter from my Microsoft blog. Perhaps I'm really the only one who finds a reason at all to laugh at this stuff, but that's okay. It's certainly better for me to laugh at it than to let it frustrate me since I certainly do see enough of it through my blogging, SEO, and search travels.

Regardless, I hope you get a good chuckle out of these! To note, I've added some additional commentary in parenthesis next to certain comments. Also, any emoticons following comments are a part of them originally and not my own addition! Without further ado:

1 - Man if i ever saw two racoons fighting over a blogs itd be this one, nicely done my friend. Keep it up. (HA! When I first read this one, I was in tears! What does that even MEAN!?)

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7 - I am your frequent reader. Could you explain me how do you battle with remarks unsolicited mail on your web page? (So THIS is my frequent reader. Nice!)

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19 - Thank you so much for this! I have not been this moved by a post for quite some time! You’ve got it, whatever that means in blogging. Well, Youre certainly somebody that has something to say that people need to hear. Keep up the great work. Keep on inspiring the people! (Whatever "you've got it" means in blogging, I have it, apparently!)

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And with that, we wrap up yet another edition of Spamgrish! If you enjoyed these but failed to catch my first post, once again, I highly recommend you check it out. There are some unimpeachably hilarious gems in it! And since the Internet is far from short on comments like these, I foresee at least one more of these posts coming down the pike in the next few months or so. Even if you hate them, I happen to love them; so if all I'm doing is humoring myself by posting these, then I guess that's just the way it's going to have to be. Naturally, though, I hope at least one more of you out there gets a chuckle out of them. :) Until next time!

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