Winner: Axis wireless Webcam competition

The ZDNet UK Axis competition is now closed and we have selected a winner, who will receive an Axis 206W Wireless Network Camera.

And the winner is: Tim Williams of Paignton. Congratulations -- your prize will be on its way to you shortly. When asked "Who is most likely to steal your mince pies this Christmas, and why," he answered: "The EU. So they can rename them as the more politically correct 'slightly effeminate walk' pies."

Before any national paper reports this as the latest Brussels lunacy -- it's a joke, chaps. Check this Web site for the debunking of other prime japes. But it made us laugh anyway.

Remember there's still time to enter for many of the other prizes in our Christmas giveaway, which include two Logitech wireless desktop kits, two copies of Intego antivirus software, five copies of VMWare Workstation, an iRiver media player, five NEC DVD re-writers, Adobe Creative Suite Professional, five Vodafone 3G datacards, three AMD Athlon 64 3500+ processors, and four PalmOne Treo smartphones.

The competitions are now closing gradually, at the rate of one each working day, so if you haven't done so already, make sure you enter now.