10 things Steve Jobs would hate about Apple today
"The problem with Bluetooth headphones is that it's not just recharging your iPod, you have to recharge your headphones too. People hate it. There are quality issues - the bandwidth isn't high enough, and even if it does get there some day, people don't want to recharge their headphones."- Steve Jobs
While there's little doubt that Bluetooth is now more than capable of delivering crystal clear audio, Apple's solution to how to charge the AirPods would have no doubt upset Jobs. Not only do AirPod owners need to pop the AirPods into a case to charge, they also have to remember to charge up the case itself!
Bogged down iOS
"Simple can be harder than complex: You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple. But it's worth it in the end because once you get there, you can move mountains."- Steve Jobs
When the iPhone was unveiled a decade ago the operating system (then called iPhone OS, the iOS name didn't appear until 2010) was sleek and simple. Everything was a couple of taps away and the user interface was intuitive and a snap to use.
Fast-forward a decade and things have changed dramatically. While iOS 10 retains some of the look and feel of the early iPhone OS, Apple has bolted on, shoehorned in, and otherwise added to the mobile operating system so much that the once elegant and streamlined platform has become a kludgy and awkward mess.
Notification panels and popups litter the interface, gaining access to often-needed features now require users to memorize a number of different gestures, and the Settings app is now a mess to rival the Windows Control Panel at its worst.
Lack of focus
"Focusing is about saying 'No.'"- Steve Jobs
The iPhone started out as a simple idea - a device that reinvented the smartphone. All a buyer needed to do was decide how much storage capacity they needed - 4, 8, or 16 gigabytes - and they were an iPhone owner.
Jump forward a decade and buyers are faced with choices galore, ranging from handset size to color.
You can see a similar lack of focus when it comes to Macs. For example, if you're in the market for an Apple laptop you first have to choose whether you want a MacBook, MacBook Air, or MacBook Pro (anyone care to outline the difference between the MacBook and the MacBook Air?), before next having to choose from an assortment of system specifications.
Same can be seen with the iPad. Lots of different devices, but poor differentiation separating them.
The iPad's rapid decline
"What we want to do is we want to put an incredibly great computer in a book that you can carry around with you and learn how to use in 20 minutes."- Steve Jobs
The iPad was Apple's plan to disrupt the tablet market and put a stepping-stone between the iPhone and the Mac. And it looked like it would work. But in seven years sales have gone from showing strong growth initially to hitting a peak a few years back to now a rapid decline.
It could be said that the problem with the iPad is that consumers and enterprise buyers have lost interest in tablets, and that it's only natural that sales would tank. But in that case how has Apple managed to keep Mac sales strong in the face of horrible PC sales, or managed to return the iPhone to growth?
The Apple Store is stuffed with outdated tech
"You make some of the best products in the world, but you also make a lot of crap. Get rid of the crappy stuff."- Steve Jobs
Some of the stuff that Apple sells is truly ancient. The iMac, Mac mini, Mac Pro, MacBook Air, the Apple TV, and every iPod are in serious need of a refresh.
It's hard to tell whether the reason for this is that Apple doesn't care about much beyond the iPhone, or whether Apple's product line has become too big, too unwieldy, and too cumbersome for Apple to be able to keep on top of it all.
Whatever the reason, if your company is still selling a high-end, big-bucks workstation that's over three years old, something is very, very wrong.
Dumb solutions to simple problems
"You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog s--- for frosting."- Steve Jobs
Apple employs some of the smartest people on the planet, and the company is capable of doing wonderful things.
But it's also come out with some howlers. For example, the battery case for the iPhone that has a charging indicator on the inside where you can't see it. Or a rechargeable mouse that has the charging port on the bottom. Or a rechargeable pencil that has a tiny cap that's easily lost.
These are just the sort of design howlers that you don't expect from Apple.
Dongles, dongles, and more dongles
"I'm as proud of what we don't do as I am of what we do."- Steve Jobs
Apple is clearly on a mission to simplify its Mac lineup, and one way it wants to do that is by eliminating as many ports as possible and standardizing on a single port where possible, as it has done with the new MacBook Pro.
Problem is, while one port might work for the iPhone and iPad, when it comes to a computer it's a real pain, and it forces many users to carry with them an array of different dongles and accessories (such as this Satechi Type-C USB 3.0 3-in-1 combo hub) in order to be able to get work done.
Siri is still so dumb
"Details matter, it's worth waiting to get it right." - Steve Jobs
Apple acquired the technology behind its Siri voice assistant back in 2010 and integrated the technology into the iPhone 4S in late 2011, and since then it has spread from the iPhone to the iPad and the Mac.
But over that time Siri has gone from being "Wow!" to "Meh." Put Siri in a room with Amazon's Alexa, Microsoft's Cortana, and Google Now and you quickly discover just how dumb and gimmicky Siri actually is. The voice recognition is poor, and the range of things you can do, and the flexibility to ask questions in a natural way, is very basic compared to other voice assistant offerings.
Chasing others (especially Samsung) instead of innovating
"Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice." - Steve Jobs
Apple used to look forward, but now the company feels like it is increasingly looking sideways at what its competitors are up to, in particular the South Korean hardware manufacturer, Samsung.
Samsung has a "throw it against the wall and see what sticks" attitude when it comes to hardware, and over the past few years we've seen Apple take a similar approach, especially with the iPhone. Some of these moves have been successful (for example, it's clear that there was indeed a pent-up demand for larger iPhones) while others have flopped (the iPhone 5C springs irresistibly to mind here).
Still no next big thing
"One more thing..." - Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs propelled Apple into the mainstream with the iPod, and then built on that with the iPhone, which culminated with the iPad.
And that's where the story ends.
The only new devices that the post-Jobs Apple has released has been the Apple Watch, and while that has been hugely successful when compared to other smartwatches, the device is showing no signs of becoming the next iPhone.
There have been rumors aplenty - TVs, cars, VR and AR devices - but so far the next big thing seems to be eluding Apple.