Here's what the next iPhone needs to keep up with premium Android smartphones

I have no idea why Apple doesn't offer a microSD card slot in the iPhone X. I mean, even at the bottom-end you're paying $1,000 for the handset. Is it really that much to ask for the ability to augment the internal storage with a microSD card? Is Apple really so hungry for every dollar that it can't bear the idea that someone might buy the lower-capacity iPhone in there was a microSD card slot?

There's no doubt that Gorilla Glass is tough, but it's still glass. Glass has a habit of shattering. And it's probably the most common way that iPhones are wiped out in normal use.

While kitting the iPhone out with a tougher display would surely make iPhones last longer, and possibly have a negative effect on sales, but it would be a really good thing for iPhone owners.

A dual-SIM option is not something everyone will want, but for those who travel, or who want to have separation between work and home, this is a great option that's sorely lacking from the iPhone.

The S Pen isn't new, but the updated version for the Note 9 gives it a whole raft of new abilities, such as the ability to use it to control the camera remotely, to using it to control slideshows and even apps.

It even recharges automatically when stored in the slot in the Note 9.

Sure, Apple has the Apple Pencil, but its features are limited, and the device itself is limited to the iPad Pro.

Given how much Apple likes to sell overpriced accessories, I'm surprised the Apple Pencil support hasn't been rolled out to the iPhone.

While 2/3 GB of RAM as found in the latest iPhones isn't bad, more RAM would allow for better and smoother multitasking, as well as allowing the operating system to process higher megapixel photos and juggle bigger files with less of a performance hit.

The new Note 9 offers owners the choice of either 6GB or 8GB of RAM, depending on which storage configuration is chosen.

More RAM also gives iPhones a great future-proofing, allowing it to better handle new iOS releases without feeling bogged down.

Samsung has one feature that is pretty exciting that Apple needs to consider -- DeX.

For those who don't know, DeX is a dock that allows users to connect their Galaxy smartphone to a monitor, keyboard, and mouse to turn it into a desktop experience -- of sorts -- powered by the handset.

This "dock that transforms a smartphone into a desktop PC" thing is not a new idea -- it's been tried many times before -- and DeX is not perfect by a long shot, but it is certainly the most credible attempt at bridging the smartphone/desktop gap.

And, right now, Apple has nothing to compete with DeX.

OK, some of you are probably already flexing your fingers in preparation to type into the comments something along the lines of "but what about the iPad?" or "who needs a desktop when you have an iPhone?" or "what about the MacBook?"

My response is simple: None of these solutions comes close to what DeX offers.

The Apple battery throttling scandal has uncovered a serious problem - In its pursuit of "thinner and lighter," Apple built the iPhone to such a fine tolerance that the battery could wear out in a couple of years to the point where without active throttling normal use would cause the device to crash.

For a device that costs as much as the iPhone does, that's pretty poor engineering.

And Samsung has raised the bar, putting a massive 4,000mAh "all-day battery" into the Note 9. That, combined with the fact that the Note 9 is supplied with a fast charger means that charging shouldn't be a huge issue any more.

The bottom line is that the iPhone needs a bigger battery, not onlyto give it the room needed to wear without causing the owner grief within a normal lifespan (which I take to be a minimum of three years), but also to move the bar away form the 10-hour life that Apple claims for specific tasks, and allow it to offer true all-day performance.

I have no idea why Apple doesn't ship a fast charger and USB-C cable with the iPhone 8 and iPhone X. Well, except for the fact that Apple can sell the cable as an accessory and ask crazy money for it.

But seriously, shipping the new iPhone with the old slow-charge cable and charger seems like extreme penny-pinching, and not what I expect from a premium product.