See it now: Sprint Drive at Sprint
You need to know where your boo is at all times, right? The Sprint Drive allows you to turn their dumb car into a smart car, with integrated Wi-Fi LTE service, advanced automotive diagnostics, 24x7 roadside assistance, and GPS tracking, which you can access anywhere from the Sprint Drive app.
See it now: Echo Product (RED) at Amazon
What's love if not a wireless, cloud-connected streaming music speaker that is constantly listening for commands? That's not creepy, right? Especially if it's in red.
And if Jeff Bezos' idea of love doesn't thrill you, Google has you covered with a red device as well.
See it now: Washlet at Amazon
Look, there's no delicate way to say it: Nothing ruins a perfectly good relationship like not having a clean rear end. This washlet, which replaces your existing toilet seat, will totally change the way you think about washing up the nether regions in the bathroom. Say goodbye to toilet paper, this is the civilized, Japanese way.
See it now: Love life toys
Maybe you might need a little help besides color and sound. This Bluetooth-and app-connected family of sex toys can help things get a little bit more interactive, with the integrated smartphone app.